September 26, 2003
I was going to d othis yesterday but I was in an informal production meeting for Aaaaagh! The Motion Picture. Bothe (the beloved director) and myself (the bomb-ass writer) were coming up with location ideas and different ways to kill people. Plus we met Gaby and her friend (sorry, forgot her name already) who are willing to be either cast or crew. Plus the foxy miss Elissa has agreed to be in it, so that's already 5 people and it hasn't even been written yet. We also discussed location. We will have some shots in the woods but obviously not many people want to be covered in Karo syrup in the middle of winter and be filming 2 or three hours from heat, water, and electricity, so I was thinking of setting it at a campground, then we could film most of it on campus in some of the grassy fields. Anyway, I'll keep you posted as to the project. It will rock the fucking house.
Tonight at Milagros there will be an open mic. I was thinking of doing some of my evil hardcore political death poetry, but I will have to dig it out before seven. I don't know.
I drew this comic because of the love for Ben and Silent Dave I recieved after the first one was put up. I just now noticed, however, that Ben's arm in all four panels is much darker. This is the first copy and paste comic I did, and as you may have been able to guess it will probably be my last. I may redraw this one just to even out the color, it's terrible.
My watch stopped this morning so I don't really know what time it is. I could look at the computer to find out, but that would require me to move the mouse and I don't care enough about the time to do that.
This campus is crawling with flies today, I don't know why, but I do know that it is very annoying.
Shouts got to Natalie and Cousin Kathryn, both of whom should be recieving postcards from me. Not that my postcards are anything special, but I had postcards, and I had your respective addies and like any woman who has gone out with me I said, "Ah, why the hell not?"
Everyone who gets KASF should tune in tonight at midnight. I am not sure if I'll be filling in for Carlos, but even if I'm not I will be in the studio, in fact, catch Big Smooth's show just before that, he'll be doing freestyle and I may or may not drop by then. Also, come back tommorrie night for the new strip.
AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE GUEST WRITER CONTEST. sUBMIT TO ME YOUR SCRIPTS!
Anyway I'm done.
Shalom,
David "Yeah, but at least I know what an Altmodisch is" Cooper


But wait, there's more! The following was from September 24, 2003:
I FUCKING HATE AOL! They wonder why so many people hate them? When you finally can connect they disconnect you. It's fucking madness! If only I could murder everyone at their company. I had some good shit written down, I talked about the comic, updated on my movie project, pimped my radio show. AOL fucked it all, it's gone. I'm not going to write in this angered state. Fuck this, I'm going to blog this bitch tommorrie when I'm less pissed off from the college computer lab, where I know it will work.

Shalom,

David "FUCK AOL IN THE ASS WITH RUSTY KNIVES!" Cooper


September 22 (technically), 2003
I've decided to change the comedy script I was writing into a horror script. It is going to be so fekkin cool. It'll have gore and blood and beautiful ladies and me getting impaled through the chest with a railroad spike. Damn yeah.
Anyway, I guess the next comic will be on Wednsady night, so be back here thursday morning for more wit. She'll be great.
I found out today that Grand Theft Auto 3 set up a porn site. You see, every website listed on their radio stations was created by them to provide the game with more realism, one of those is http://www.hiphophonies.com It has pretty black ladies wearing no clothes. Now those are some dedicated game makers.
All my love goes out to my radio listeners, KASF 90.9 the claw, remember that I will have an additional two hours this weekend right before my regular show on which I will be playing my own personal tribute to old school and independent hip hop, since the regular DJ, Los Dog, will be gone. Starting at midnight friday night/saturday morning! If you get the station then listen! And if you don't then move to Alamosa and listen!anyway, that's me until wednsday.
Yet Saturday (Sept. 20) he wrote:
Yay! New comic! The next one will be up at midnight, then one tommorrow at 5, then again at midnight. Then back to Wednsdays and Saturdays. Yay! I'll write a better blog too tonight when I post the next comic.
The guest writer contest has been pushed back to November 15th to give my fellow ASCians a chance, I'll be putting flyers up soon (it also gives me free advertising).

Shalom,


David "And it will have demons from Hell that try to eat flesh but their teeth aren't sharp enough because they don't brush regularly" Cooper






September 17, 2003
So yeah. A creative slump, I had the shit drawn but was too depressed to ink it. Anyway that's all changed. I got a burst of creativity, I'll be inking the comics I got, you'll get two Saturday and two Sunday. And then I'll start running two a week, Wednsdays and Saturdays. To kick off this joyous occasion I am holding a guest writer contest. To enter just write a four-panel script that is within the Pornography for the Soul universe and send it to me at reverendred666@hotmail.com . Send it in by October 15, and the winning script will be drawn by me and put up as one of the regular rotation. Also, on a note to other artists, guests strips are always welcome and I'll return the favor, no prob.
In non-comic news I got a radio show on KASF, Saturdays from 2-4 am. If you get 90.9 tune in, it is pretty bitchin.
In law-breaking news I'm starting a new batch of my most special Vino Dal Armadio. And I killed a homeless man yesterday. What a high that was.
In sad news You've probably heard about the two Johns dying by now. Cash was one of my all time heroes, I never understood how all those people could whine and bawl for a celebrity they never even met, but when Cash died it all became clear. And John Ritter? What can I say? Three's Company was great, it proved you don't really have to be overly masculine or attractive and you can still live with two hot girls in tight jeans. That show gives us all hope.
Anyway, I have some dirty magazines to peruse at the local gas station, so I'll talk to you later.

Shalom,

David "Talking monkey robots would be so fucking sweet" Cooper











August 31, 2003
Yeah I know. Scanner troubles. Damn scanner. I'm getting a new one sometime this week, and when that happens there will be two comics posted. Then I will get back to Saturday updates.
Anyway, in kickass news Minimum Security High School is now Minimum Security University. It's kinda cool that our characters graduated around the same time. I'm working more characterization into the strips which means the characters will act more the way they are supposed to and less the way any random stock character would.
So I got my electric guitar last week. I've been laying down phat ass beats with Jordan while Taylor improvs some lyrical genius.
Got GTA III for my computer and a new joystick so I can hopefully get back to gaming. Fekkin Wal-mart. We need a muthafuckin EB down here. Anyway, chill to ya as I have a sammich that needs eating.

Shalom,


David "squeal like a pig, boy" Cooper






August 16, 2003
Shout to Natalie and Natalie. The one just went to Utah for BYU and the other left today to college in Texas. Hope you figured out your hickey problem.
I just came up with a great term. Pro-bono Gigilo. I'm going to put that on my Reverend Cooper business cards. Pimpin for the Lord, yo. Hahahaha. I started drinking coffee so I could stay up to watch the Cowboy Bebop Motion Picture (fekkin awesome by the way) I haven't stopped yet, I've slept 20 minutes in the past 3 days. I find that to be an accomplishment.

I got Jedi Outcast and been playing that in such free time. May The Force Be With You like a muthafucka. I haven't been so wired since Tyler gave me that coolie and I thought it was a regular Newport and smoked half of it on my my own. Iron filings up in the bitch.
br>Shalom,

David "cracka ass cracka" Cooper


August 10, 2003
I be's coming back, swear to god. Anyway a lot of bad ass shit has gone down since the last update, but you can hear all about it later. Anyway, you shoud be glad because it gave me time to refine my art style and make the comic suck less.
Shalom,

David "cracka ass cracka" Cooper







May 05, 2003
It sucks about the whole Penny Arcade thing, but they will hopefully come out of it well. Everyone whose comic is on the internet has been influenced at least in some way by PA, and if they deny it then they're lying.
Sorry about the lateness of the update, finals week makes it a bitch to get a comp, let alone one with a scanner, but that will be done next week. For those of you who can't find the Tuesday comic scroll down and to the right, there it is.
I am going to see X2 tonight, it's been sold out since Friday so I am tardy, but I'll get in tonight if I have to murder to ticket guy. I'll probably post something more tommorrie.
Shalom,

David "cracka ass cracka" Cooper






April 28, 2003
You guys are lucky to have a comic this week, I bought the Speed Racer DVD on saturday and was watching it almost non-stop until this morning. Go, Speed Racer, go! Which reminds me of commencement, as that was SUPPOSED to be our class song back in the 8th grade. We had Puff The Magic Dragon instead, which was fine. We have One by U2 this year, which makes me feel ambivilant, but whatever. Next week there will be 2 comics. One will go up on Monday and will be the last Monday update I do until autumn then I will be putting one up on Tuesday to kick off the new Tuesday update schedule.
NATALIE ROSE TRUJILLO-If you are reading this, tell Nate and Kat about the site, I forgot to do it when I saw them. JOSHUA JIRON- Hey bitch, I see you made it to the site.
I think I'll post both of next week's updates instead of immediately archiving Monday's because not all of you come on Monday. Also I've been getting e-mail asking what the war of the Gods project is so I'll probably explain tomorrow, fo now I must be off.
Shalom,

David "Snake Oiler Kicks the Ass" Cooper






April 21, 2003
I'm in a good mood. At first I was in a bad mood because Home Movies and Lupin III aren't on anymore, and those shows rock the fucking house, but I was happy again when I found out that Family Guy and Trigun were replacing them. Family Guy kicks so much of the ass. I remember I was pissed as hell when FOX took it off. Republican cockwads. And Trigun is almost as good as Lupin III. I always liked Jigen, he's like a 1970's version of me, except cool. And with a different kind of hat.
Anyway, I wrote my speech for commencement and found out that Mitch isn't commencing with us and though Rachel is she might not be at the ceremony, and that means my speech needs amending. Natalie is going to go to England and she will bring me back tea. That kicks ass. I also need to shoutout to Yuki Sato, the tutor for Japanese, who made this curry for the APAG pot-luck that kicked ass, I had it leftover for lunch and will have more for dinner. I can't think of anything else so y'all just keep chillin' yo.
Shalom,

David "The manically depressed Ho-bot" Cooper




April 16, 2003
It's been beautiful here in the vally lately. I got a brand new copy of the Communist Manifesto and read it in the park while sitting on a bench. It was the sequicentennial edition from 1998, sweet ass sweet my friend.
In other news please do not send me anymore e-mails that begin with "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" I know I drew myself as tall as Ben in this one but I was concentrating more on trying to get the helmet to look right which I think I did a decent job on. Even Nick sent one, and it's starting to get annoying. Around May I'm gonna have to switch updates from Mondays to Tuesdays because I'll be using the Silverton Library computers and the library is closed on Mondays.
Kudos to "Marc" from Nebraska who noticed my little incongruity on comic number 1-1, the third panel has the regular Batman logo on my shirt replaced with the Knightfall logo from when Bruce Wayne was crippled. He doesn't get a prize or anything, but he did notice it. You all should really come on down to my graduation, there's going to be pork and guest appearances by some of this comic's main characters.
There's this girl named Rochelle who I think I met one time in the seventh grade but I do not know her. Apparently, she is a skank who raped the boyfriend of a nice and pretty young girl who goes to the Japanese class I used to be in. And is working at Burger King, don't aks me why I brought that up as I have no idea.
I've had some new comic ideas for after the Khanvention I'll start working on them next week, after I write my introduction speech for graduation. Don't forget to vote!
Shalom,

David "The sexiest man a---nevermind, we made mistake" Cooper






April 14, 2003
I am tired as hell, I just out out of chemistry lab. Maybe I'll write something amusing the day after today. Next Monday: The Khanvention continues, kickass!

Shalom,


Davie "Them hippy women be the foxiness" Cooper






April 10, 2003
This is the third time I am updating this piece of crap, I have to say crap because some damn woman brought her child to the lab and he keeps reading my screen. I hate you little boy.
I put up some merchanchrist in the online store, a poster and a shirt because apparently he is a bit popular. The litle boy just left so, Shit shit shit shit shitty shitty shit. Now that I've gotten out that profanity I need to give a shoutout to all my peeps who are here for the first time, readers from ph34r b33r and Snafu have been coming in, not in droves but like little drovitos maybe, and to AJ who I saw day before yesterday and gave to the addy of the site. Also, I was in the hall of the women's dorms while hanging out with Katie Youmans and totally saw a girl in a towell. That's why college is better than high school.
I inked Monday's installment this morning so I can start work on part two come this afternoon. Also, just because I feel like it, "Ass." That's all for today, see you on the flip side, honkeys.


Shalom,


Davie "Beaver--The other pink meat" Cooper





April 7, 2003
God I hate daylight savings. Time that should have been spent sleeping in the warm comfort of my bed was instead wasted on chemisty due Adams State's need to adhere to the silly custom of turning clocks forward every year. I wish I was in Arizona. Bastards.
Anyway, here is the new strip I thought this up a couple of weeks ago when I was watching Disclosure. I had already read the book, a good read by the way, which was pretty good but I always like watching the Demi Moore woman. Ever since Striptease. Oh yeah.
The next three strips are going to have a storyline, Nick is the only one I've told what the storyline is, but it will be good. And if it's really good I might even consider doing storylines more.
As you may be able to tell by looking I got a new brush, finally. 000- because I like the fine tips, and it worked out pretty well. Also, I quit using such large paper so I'm able to scan the comic directly rather than having to xerox it first, and that's good for resolution.
For those of you who don't know Rachel Fluckey, she is one blessedly stacked lady (One of the many influences used when creating Santina) and is in my graduating class (7:00 in the gym, Silverton, Colorado 81433, May 22, come on down) I got in contact with her but still not with Kathleen and Hillary so Rachel and I most likely won't have much say in terms of planning graduation this year, but I'm ok with that.
I'm gonna head over to the Roost as there be some Kung Fu Tse books waiting for me there, so I'll come around that mountain when I come.

Shalom,

Davie "If I hang up you will snipe my ass" Cooper


Postscript: Almost forgot, check out Snafu, Theater Hopper, and Ph33r B33r in the links section. Especially if you want to laugh your ass off.



April 3, 2003

I was going to do something for April 1 but I was busy putting the air back in my tires and getting vaseline off of my bikelock to do it. Damned college kids, oh wait. I mean, come on, Vaseline? What the Hell, that is is so fekkin tired and old. You wan't a material for someone's bikelock go for mayonaise or somethng else that will spoil in the sun and smell terrible. That's a fekkin prank. Or salt in the sheets. Salt is white so they don't see it, then they hop into bed and cut up their bare ass with tiny salt crystals. That's comedy! But these things are neither here nor there.
I was lucky to be able to rent Def Jam Vendetta, just to check it out. When I was told that there would be a wrestling game featuring a bunch of rappers all I could do was laugh, seriously. I was expecting another, "Simpsons Wrestling," a weak storied game that looks like it was slapped together in 20 minutes. Hell I cringe just thinking about Simpsons Wrestling, but back to Vendetta. I don't know if it is actually a terrific game or if it just seems terrifc because my expectations were so low, but I enjoyed it. I would reccomend a rent, maybe not a buy.
I'm also doing a wallpaper and some link banners and exchanges which will be up Monday with the new comic. And if you haven't already, Vote on TWC by clicking below. It really helps me advertise which brings more people here to read things like this. Voting literally takes two clicks so don't hesitate. Check out Snafu Comics too. I have the link up and Dave was kind enough to link me back. Nick Raab, the basis for the soon to be introduced character, Nick Raab, may be reading this right now as I just sent him the addy. Yo Nick! Also the Sexy Breanna, sister in law to Ben Fearn, basis for the character Benjamin Fearn, may be reading this as well. Yo Breanna! People to do and things to see, so bya.

Shalom,

Davie "Han's Olo" Cooper



March 31, 2003

This is the only war related comic I plan on doing. Unless spmething extremely important happens that I just HAVE to ridicule. I am linking the store at the bottom of this page rather than to the left of it so you can buy things and vote together! I'm not in the mood to do much more speaching as the sole of my shoe separated today. Off to get some glue now.

Shalom y'all,

The D to the E to the C


March 28, 2003

Here at the college there was a debate last night on US intervention in Iraq. Fekkin hilarious when an old man in the back started yelling at the side who was pro-war. Made me laugh. The anti-war side won the debate if any of you cared about the results.
Aikida's latest comic features my overall favorite word, "Fek," so check it out. I put up the address on the Links page.
Also, after next monday's strip I think I'll do something with Jesus H. and Nick, they haven't been introduced yet. It should be a good one.
Also, I've got a cafepress shop off the ground. I'll put a real link up when I update on Monday, for now I'll just give you the addy: http://www.cafepress.com/soulporn .
Shalom my Chilluns,
Reverend Davie Cracka, minister of love


March 26, 2003

To compensate for the overall suckballitude of the first comic, this is going to be the official first comic. Special just for you guys. Also, there will be a a wee bit of politic in next Monday's strip, but I will try to avoid that as much as possible from now on.
Shalom Brothers and Sisters,
Davie Cracka


March 24, 2003

Well, here it is guys. After months of promises and delays the comic is up. Sorry for the low quality of today's comic, my brush is all flugnoobered so I had to ink it in pen. I gotta get to chemistry right now, so updates are on the Mondays L's and G's.
Shalom,
D